It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.
if u smell good, we cool
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
You can use it with absolutely anything
Just ate some cereal
Gotta go to work…
Damn, she got a fat ass
Just tripped over a baby stroller
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.