groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via fake-mermaid)

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

(via fake-mermaid)

  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

shiftintime:

*applies to a photography school*

here’s my portfolio

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(via cthulhufruitloops)

"I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew."

iliketupac:

they have my vote

(via coffeeandsomesmokes)

SEND ME A NUMBER

  • 1: i'd bang you against a wall

fuckingmulder:

Bisexuality: Setting the Records “Straight” [x]

My Bisexuality has no bearing on my ability to commit to someone. All that means is that the potential pool of applicants is a bit bigger.”

(via captain-kale)

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

(Source: obvious-electricity, via fake-mermaid)

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

(via marisaruby)

snevib:

having 3 friends is a lot of work

(via fake-mermaid)