"Como chingas."

Ancient Mexican Proverb (via karinavonpeet)

Lol

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anothercleverjedimindtrick:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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First i see this. Then i see this ^. I’VE BEEN GROWING UP WITH MICHAEL CERA AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

I call bullshit! *goes to google* Huh you learn something new every day

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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

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Shit buttpocketmonster texts me when I’m trying to work with a customer

abbyjankz and I be like “school? Tomorrow? What’s that?”

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

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abbyjankz:

letthedeadbedead LETS BE ROOMMATES 

Yaaassss

Freshman year:
-makes schedule on a word document
-packs snacks/ new supplies
-buys books/ chooses classes to enroll for ahead of time
-plans outfit
-arrives on time for lecture

Senior year:
-throws one notebook into backpack at 1 am because you forgot school is starting up again tomorrow

ottermatopoeia:

that’s his bed now

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I’ll also never get over how cute it is that my little brother, like my dad, lays out his clothing for tomorrow on the chairs in the kitchen. Like, right next to his things on the other chair. S’cute.

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1nd2rd3st:

THE LAST ONE

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